Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
That’s one small step for man, one DUBSTEP-INFUSED ADVENTURE FOR MANKIND.
Neil deGrasse Tyson would have to agree that this video’s depiction of space is RADICAL and PROBLEMATIC.
Thanks, James Franco.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
So are those bugs from The Mist based on a true story?
me as hell
when your friend is lying but you know the truth