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pleatedjeans:

via
validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

dorkly:

dorkly:

If Astronauts Landed on the Borderlands’ Moon

That’s one small step for man, one DUBSTEP-INFUSED ADVENTURE FOR MANKIND.

Neil deGrasse Tyson would have to agree that this video’s depiction of space is RADICAL and PROBLEMATIC.

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

524,007 playsDownload

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

cracked:

So are those bugs from The Mist based on a true story?
24 Terrifying Real World Monsters You Won’t Believe Exist

cracked:

So are those bugs from The Mist based on a true story?

24 Terrifying Real World Monsters You Won’t Believe Exist

boicult:

me as hell

allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth image